Thursday, December 29, 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!



WISHING EACH ONE OF YOU A VERY VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!





WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Nothing Official About It!









Got Dark Chocolates? Go Ahead And Smoke

According to this report, dark chocolates may reduce the risk of serious heart disease by preventing the hardening of arteries in smokers. Read More...

Water Melon Arts




My Copter Is Almost Ready!

Saturday, December 17, 2005

KALIYUG!

REVENGE


ADVANTAGES OF CELL PHONE


HELP!

Friday, December 16, 2005

Forbes Asia - Richest Person




LAKSHMI MITTAL
Estimated Wealth: $20b.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Question Hour

I just read that Ganguly has been excluded from the third test. He was given a chance in just one test. Performance of course was average (or below average?) No, I am not talking in favor or against Ganguly. My question is "Was he included just for the smooth conduction of the 4th ODI between India and South Africa that was played at Kolkata?" Because if you remember, this team was announced a couple of days prior to that match. What do you say????

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Happy Birthday - CADENZA!!

December 13, 2005 -- A dream come true for me. All the plannings in the last few months, and the hectic activities over the last few days has finally shown some results... Thanks to Mr. Sam, Mr. Shankar, and Mr. Pughal who all had the same dream and have left no stones unturned in turning this dream into a reality. Cadenza, the MT firm has taken birth today. Baby Cadenza rolled out some live files today - the first day of production. Now it all depends on how we nurture this baby, the support we receive from all, and above all the wish of the Almighty as to what height we grow from here. I wish Cadenza takes us all to a new platform altogether.........

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Tough Situations - Any Solutions?

Situation -1

You have 9 coins.
All coins are same in all aspects, except..
8 coins have same weight.
1 coin is slightly heavier.
You have a BALANCE to weigh, and 2 chances.
You have to find which coin is heavier.


Situation -2

Three people are sitting in the arrangement as shown:-

1. Sharukh Khan
2. Amir Khan
3. Salman Khan

We have 3 Red & 2 Blue Caps.

Salman can see Amir's & Sharukh's caps, but does not know what color he was wearing.
Amir can see Sharukh's cap but does not know what color cap he was wearing.
Sharukh says "I am wearing a Red cap." How?

Thoda Sa Shaayari Ho Jaaye?

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjhad Bhi Aate Hain
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain
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Kaabile Maafi Hoti Hain Wo Bhool
Jo Karo Anjaane Mein
Jaankar kyon Karo Wo Bhool
Aur Bhi Hote Hain, Gam Zamane Mein
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Jo aansu dil me girte hai who aankho me nahi rahte
Bahut se shabd aise hai jo lafzo me nahi rahte
Kitabo me likhe jate hai duniya bhar ke afsane
Magar jin me haqeeqat ho wo kitabo me nahi rahte
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Khuda kisi ko na mohabbat mein, itna sabro intezaar bakhshey
Gar bakhshey jo sabro intezaar itna, to mohabbat na bakhshey
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Dhoop nikli hai to baadal ki dua mangte ho
Apne saaye me raho, gair se kya mangte ho
Khud hi viran kiya tum ne dayare dil ko
Ab yahan koi nahi, kis ka pata mangte ho
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Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai
Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
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Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Mein Jalne Ke Liye
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Us Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha
Jahan Thee Teri Manzil, Wahin Mera Aashiyana Tha
Bas Pahunch Hi Rahi Thi Kashti Saahil Pe
Is Toofan Ko Bhi Abhi Hi Aana Tha
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A LITTLE NAUGHTY ONES

Jise dil diya wo dilli chali gayi...
Jise pyar kiya wo poona chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud-kushi kar le zalim...
Jab bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
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Bola dukan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhein
Jo bhi kahoge meri dukan par wo paoge
Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai
Bolaa yaheen pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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Aur bhi bahut si cheezein lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
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AND THE FINAL ONE IN ENGLISH:

Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
Thank God, Cow's don't fly !

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Cricketing Names Expanded!

Shastri - Shall His Achievements Still Truly Remain Interred?
Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul
Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?
Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result/ Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours Keeps A Record
Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely

50 FACTS - AUTHENTICITY?????

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil).
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Future Looks Bright!