Friday, October 22, 2010

News Muse

Now this is ridiculous........

READ HERE

Thursday, October 21, 2010

News Muse

Today it's another India growth story... This time on the DTH front...
CLICK HERE

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

News Muse

Thought of sharing links of news which are certainly not the headlines and which we might miss. Here is one about a tunnel in Mumbai post office....via BBC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11586210

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

A Few From MTV

These are from MTV Ticker...




Which bollywood actress doesn't have any friends?
Koi-na-Mitra!

What did Dharmendra say proposing Hema Malini?
Ring-de-Basanti!!


What is one-fourth of Harbajhan Singh called?
Pav Bhajji!!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Few Onliners

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..


My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.


No one is listening until you make a mistake.


The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.


To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. And this compilation is a research :-)


There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.






Sunday, October 03, 2010

Tik Tok Tick Tok Tic Toc

Hmm...well here is Kesha singing Tik Tok.....the one which SONY is using for its walkman ad... But don't ask me how do we wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy....though I do wake up Giddy at time..




Lyrics

Kesha lyrics - Tik Tok lyrics

Saturday, October 02, 2010

We Are Sorry...




Bapu, you are remembered today by our nation for the struggle you have undergone to give us the freedom which we are utilizing bribing and getting bribes, being involved in scams, killing our fellow countrymen, extorting, enough...the list goes on. Yes, we are proud that we are following you - albeit your pic that we have beautifully printed on what we call CURRENCY. And we are equally proud that we are following your ideologies at least 10% which we hope to bring down to 0% by 2020. Anyways, we are also sorry that you are only rememberd this one day and that's the only day your statues get a bath and then you need to wait for a year to get yourself cleaned from the dust and crow droppings. Sitting there you might feel if you had wasted your life in giving us this freedom. But BAPU, please don't curse us...We are unrepairable. Forgive Us.