Monday, October 11, 2010

Few Onliners

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..


My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.


No one is listening until you make a mistake.


The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.


To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. And this compilation is a research :-)


There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.






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